Snoopy read the headline from a publication in Plunderland: "Tell-It Report: Two Confederate States to be Reinstalled Under Don Q." He looked up from his screen and stared into the distance as if he were asking the horizon which two states in the country might want to go back to the time when they had rebelled against it. After a few seconds of steadily increasing puzzlement, he looked back down at the screen and read the headline again: "Two Confederate Statues." So Don Q wasn't restoring any Confederate political entities. He was only honoring the memory of those who rebelled against the country before he had started turning it into Plunderland. (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 11 August 2025)