Yesterday was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride, which Henry Wadsworth Longfellow commemorated in his 1860 poem, "Paul Revere's Ride". When Don Q heard about that anniversary, he turned to look at the window on the wall and said, "We've all heard of Paul Revere. He's someone everybody is talking about." Remembering that Revere had been riding a horse, he began to weave: "I don't want to ride a horse, especially on the golf course. Their hooves would tear up the fairways and the greens. They might even eat all the grass off the greens! Vanza, write me an order to sign that gets rid of all the horses!" (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 19 April 2025)