Don Q went up on the roof of Hush Money House and looked across the vast expanse of Plunderland spread out before him. Close at hand, he smiled to see his troops deployed in the streets against the criminals moving among them to rape and murder his supporters. Far in the distance, on the other side of the country, up in the North, loomed the largest part of Plunderland. "There, in the icy wastes", he bawled, "I will have the meeting that will make my name go down in history as a peacemaker the likes of which the world has never seen before. Thank you for your attention to this matter." (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 15 August 2025)