Don Q looked into the hall of the Combined Countries building: "All I got was a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter." He remembered he'd wanted to build it: "I'm going to give you marble floors; they're going to give you terrazzo." He told the Combined Countries comrades about himself: "I like to speak my mind and speak the truth. I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell." He had always been right about everything: "And I'm really good at predicting things. And I don't say that in a braggadocious way. Entire societies must be rejected immediately." He knew everyone was convinced: "Thank you very much. Bye." (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 24 September 2025)