In "honor" of the tenth anniversary of "Shock and Awe," here's a little ditty I wrote back in early 2003.RUMMY'S PLAYERHe are a drunken driver with a silver spoonhis Junker father spat into his tomcat mouth(they is an old-time family founded on appointments,an oily bunch of skull-and-boney schoolyard bullies).He are no self-made man, no rocket scientist,but just a five-to-four minority pretender,a spastic spoiler of subject-verb agreement,a legacy admission threatening to usetactical atomic weapons to destroyreinforced Iraqi bunkers underground. *When you hear the Serious People all agreeing about something, whether it's a war in Iraq or Iran, a "debt crisis," or the impending doom of Social Security—BEWARE.*And Rummy still can't admit he was wrong:

10 yrs ago began the long, difficult work of liberating 25 mil Iraqis. All who played a role in history deserve our respect & appreciation.
— Donald Rumsfeld (@RumsfeldOffice) March 19, 2013