Don Q woke up in his chair with his back to the window painted on the wall of the Offender’s Office at Hush Money House, so he didn't know what the world looked like today. In front of him, the Six Flacks were waiting with expectant looks on their faces. He tried to remember what he had been saying lately. "The giants are again approaching the southern border," he said. The Six Flacks wrote down what he said. "I'll give five thousand dollars to every citizen of Plunderland," he said. The Six Flacks wrote down what he said. "I've never been more popular," he mumbled, as his eyes shut once more. (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 29 September 2026)

Don Q wakes up, says some things, and goes back to sleep